Holy Crap Fortune Cookies (50 pc)

Holy Crap Fortune Cookies (50 pc)

Don’t want the box…but want a crap ton of cookies? here ya go! This fortune cookie pack contains 50 random erin smith art sayings. No boxes with these cookies!!!

current fortunes:

1. the trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out as fun…

2. i already want to take a nap. tomorrow.

3. i’m a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. some day i’m going to be awesome.

4. once upon a time i was sweet and innocent. then shit happened.

5. i spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open lookin for answers.

6. i do a thing called what i want.

7. oh. my. god…you have the most absolutely awesome face.

8. not everything is about you. except for this. this is definitely about you.

9. sorry i’m late. i didn’t want to come.

10. most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. so basically, a clown ninja.

11. you can’t do epic shit with basic people.

12. half of the shit you think i don’t know, i found out a long time ago…

13. attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure

14. life is like a roller coaster. you can either scream every time there’s a bump, or just enjoy the ride.

15. i’m gonna batten down the hatches and make today my bitch.


Collection | 668 - Holy Crap | ESFC
product details

each order contains 50 cookies with a ‘holy crap’ sticker on each

/n /ningredients: /nenriched wheat flour, sugar, eggs, soybean oil, water, dextrose, fd&c yellow #’s 5 & 6, and artificial vanilla flavor.

additional information

Additional information

Weight1.40 lbs
Dimensions12 × 12 × 12 in


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