Holy Crap Fortune Cookie Box (10 pc)

Holy Crap Fortune Cookie Box (10 pc)

(1 customer review)

You wanted em’, and we provided em’! This exclusive fortune cookie pack contains 10 random erin smith art sayings. We cannot guarantee what sayings will be included, and keep in mind some of these are rated mature. use your best judgment. just saying.

current fortunes:

1. the trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out as fun…

2. i already want to take a nap. tomorrow.

3. i’m a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. some day i’m going to be awesome.

4. once upon a time i was sweet and innocent. then shit happened.

5. i spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open lookin for answers.

6. i do a thing called what i want.

7. oh. my. god…you have the most absolutely awesome face.

8. not everything is about you. except for this. this is definitely about you.

9. sorry i’m late. i didn’t want to come.

10. most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. so basically, a clown ninja.

11. you can’t do epic shit with basic people.

12. half of the shit you think i don’t know, i found out a long time ago…

13. attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure

14. life is like a roller coaster. you can either scream every time there’s a bump, or just enjoy the ride.

15. i’m gonna batten down the hatches and make today my bitch.

$9.95

Collection | 668 - Holy Crap | ESFC
SKU | ESFC
product details

each box contains 10 cookies with a ‘holy crap’ sticker on each

/n /ningredients: /nenriched wheat flour, sugar, eggs, soybean oil, water, dextrose, fd&c yellow #’s 5 & 6, and artificial vanilla flavor.

additional information

Additional information

Weight0.8 lbs
Dimensions5 × 5 × 5 in
reviews

1 review for Holy Crap Fortune Cookie Box (10 pc)

  1. Tom Waltner

    Perhaps they sat in a store too long, but the cookies tasted like turpentine from the plastic wrap and they were super stale. The fortune was “it’s okay not to be okay”.

    • Erin Smith

      holy crap Tom! Please email your addy (erin@erinsmithart.com) and we’ll hook you up with fresh cookies! We put ‘born on’ dates on the cookie boxes but have no control over how long they sit in a store. 🙁 that sucks. sorry!!

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