Holy Crap Fortune Cookie Box (10 pc)

Holy Crap Fortune Cookie Box (10 pc)

You wanted em’, and we provided em’! This exclusive fortune cookie pack contains 10 random erin smith art sayings. We cannot guarantee what sayings will be included, and keep in mind some of these are rated mature. use your best judgment. just saying.

current fortunes:

1. the trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out as fun…

2. i already want to take a nap. tomorrow.

3. i’m a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. some day i’m going to be awesome.

4. once upon a time i was sweet and innocent. then shit happened.

5. i spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open lookin for answers.

6. i do a thing called what i want.

7. oh. my. god…you have the most absolutely awesome face.

8. not everything is about you. except for this. this is definitely about you.

9. sorry i’m late. i didn’t want to come.

10. most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. so basically, a clown ninja.

11. you can’t do epic shit with basic people.

12. half of the shit you think i don’t know, i found out a long time ago…

13. attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure

14. life is like a roller coaster. you can either scream every time there’s a bump, or just enjoy the ride.

15. i’m gonna batten down the hatches and make today my bitch.


Collection | 668 - Holy Crap | ESFC
product details

each box contains 10 cookies with a ‘holy crap’ sticker on each

/n /ningredients: /nenriched wheat flour, sugar, eggs, soybean oil, water, dextrose, fd&c yellow #’s 5 & 6, and artificial vanilla flavor.

additional information

Additional information

Weight0.7 lbs
Dimensions4 × 4 × 4 in


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